Howdy Wog,

Thank you! I'm one month out of Palliative Care & I feel O.K. There are days, e.g. rainy, humid, that I just feel like crawling in bed all day.

Would be nice to find someone to have next to me, but Oh well. One never knows what the future holds.

I do feel really good though. I've never weighed more in my entire life! People say that I look the same, but that's because when we gain weight on both sides of the family, the fat is distributed all over, so we don't get "Spare Tires"

It's great to come from a tall family (both sides) and metabolism the same for burning or the distribution of fat.

Anyhow, Thanx again Wog...BTW...How's the Dog? Take Good Care!

Peace!

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Warm Regards,
David (esacnitsuj)
EULAGree With Security

Quote:

"A Weak Mind Can Be Easily Controlled!" "Ni Bastori Carborundum" ©1963 SQIV

Hi Woggy & David et all,

Hey this is something I just learned. BDS =

Bush
Derangement
Syndrome

& I had never heard of that before & I was just a smidgen confused 'cuz I thought He (VR) just might be talkin' about men's underwear or something else like that?

Mais Non! talkin' politics (as usual) & "Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'."

Well anyhow it did get me to thinking. & winking too, if y'know whuddimean? RedNeck jokes are Not necessarily geographical in Nature, it's a Mind Set. Here are a few:

* * *
An Alabama couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.' The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision -- why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
* * *

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
* * *

Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
* * *

A new law recently passed in North Carolina:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
* * *

What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
I-40.
* * *

Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street
toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,
"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
* * *

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
* * *

A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,
"Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
* * *

Why do folks in Tennessee go to the movie theater
in groups of 18 or more?
'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
**********

gotta go now! (& I really wanna go back to bed 'cuz it's rainy & chilly (bbrrrr) & sort of grey outside & I was havin' a really nice dream2 but then !Wham! I just had to wake up & had to go go go, busy busy busy2)
g'bye!

Jacqui-eee

Oh JACQ-EEE-POO

I LUV Redneck jokes, especially the comedian Jeff Foxworthy! U had me ROTFLAMO

About the dreams. I had one last night that was a tad strange. It was sort of a "waking" dream where one hallucinates.

I was in a new condo & was furnishing it to my desires (as if I'd wanna give up my own condo! )

Anyhow, my 2nd Biker Bro. drove right in on his Harley & siad "Let's Do It"! "Do what I sez"? He sez; "You Know What"!
Then I woke up! I was a bit con-fus-ed for a minute or 2, but thought nuttin' of it afterward

Take Good Care my JACQ-EEE-POO (I Wuv U) And as I always say in closing with all my

Peace!

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Warm Regards,
David (esacnitsuj)
EULAGree With Security

Forgot to tell you that a friend & I have a GR8 idea for that "Contrast" thingy I was speaking of, because he can code really well (4 Good things, nada Bad things )

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Warm Regards,
David (esacnitsuj)
EULAGree With Security

Hi David,

Can't stay on too long - sooo what did that dream mean? or wuz it a day dream? I like harleys (or any kind o bikes really) & someone here at work is tryin' to get me a unicycle cuz he wants to see me ride it Hah! & he knows someone who has a bike shop so he gets bikes & such for good prices. I always end up giving my unicycles away tho to kids who wanna learn how to ride 'em that's why I can never keep them for long.

bye wif wuv
woof
Jacqui-ee
xoxox xoxox xoxox XOXOX XOXOX

Hi JACQ

My Father has been into Harley Davidson motos since before I was born. You could say that I was brought up with a "Good" motorcyle family, because my two bothers have a couple of Harleys & I HAD one, but can't ride anymore..Oh well...BooHoo-HooBoo

Also the dream about my Brother? I can't figure that one out...YET! I probably will. Dreams are about the past, present & future

Hey JACQ-EEE-OOO..............................

Peace!

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Warm Regards,
David (esacnitsuj)
EULAGree With Security

Quote:

"A Weak Mind Can Be Easily Controlled!" "Ni Bastori Carborundum" ©1963 SQIV

Hi David

I'm really sleepy right now & it's only 3:30pm on a Saturday! I think I need to take a cat nap? I had a busy am & now? ZZZzzzing & maybe I'll have a nice dream or 2?

Have a nice day or evening!

wif lots of luv & peace & joy & de-light
jacq

"shake the right Wing" - General Cluck Cluck the royale Chicken

Things that make you go "Hmmm"

Do drug dogs sniff a opened stash of Cocaine?
What dies "Two left Feet" mean?
Why do Fish Float when they Die, and why do Whales want to die on the beach. Do whales fantasize about beaches?

Hi Toto,

Well, I guess a "drug sniffing" dog would sniff an opened pack of whatever opiate they are looking for. The Police can usually tell if the dog intakes some of the drug because it makes the dog sneeze, where as packaged, it doesn't, so the Police take care of the dog if it snorts up some opiate & sneezes.

Well, IMHO What Does, not dies, Two left feet mean is people who cannot dance. It's an old saying that people who can't dance say they have "Two Left Feet".

Re: Fish Floating. Humans are made up mostly of water, that is why we sink when we drown or any other tragedy such as that, but I think fish float because of thier weight and other factors unknown to me, but other mammals much larger than fish either stay in the water or wash ashore, but only if near the shoreline.

Also. about the whales. I don't think whales "fantasize" about being ashore? They usually die underwater & would stay there if it weren't that they were so ill in the water & being so ill, they were close to shore & "washed up" because they didn't have the strength to die under water. There are many dead Mammals such as Whales, Dolphins, etc. that die under water because they are far out in the ocean/sea, IMHO.

Also many fish & other reptiles are so very light whereas Mammals are not. That is why I think fish just float after death & heavy mammals just stay under water or if close to shore, wash up on shore!

Just my 2 cents B11NgO.

Take good Care & God Bless! Also...

Peace!

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Warm Regards,
David (esacnitsuj)
EULAGree With Security

Quote:

"A Weak Mind Can Be Easily Controlled!" "Ni Bastori Carborundum" ©1963 SQIV

Hi All

I hope you people are doing well?

Here are a couple of more "One Liners":

1) Be nice to people on your way up, because you may meet them on your way down!

2) Surely it is no coincidence that the word "listen" is an anagram of the word "silent"!

3) There's so much pollution in the air now, that if it wasn't for our lungs, there'd be no place to put it all!

4) Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury!

Hope y'all like 'em? Peace!

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Warm Regards,
David (esacnitsuj)
EULAGree With Security

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Hi & Happy Canada Day...Yah!

1) Humans are like Tea Bags. They never realize their strength until they are placed in Hot Water!

2) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day!

3) I can type ytpe 300 words per minute!

4) Why are people so scared of mice when we love Mickey Mouse?

5) A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero, but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author!

6)People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife! The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow room to grow!

7) A Banker is someone who loans yo an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it starts to rain!

Hope Y'all Like 'Em? I get them every 2 weeks from a local "community" paper.

Take Care, Love Ya's & Peace!

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Warm Regards,
David (esacnitsuj)
EULAGree With Security

Hi David et al & 'specially the Canadian folk (& the Aarrhhkkadian ones 2 woo whoo)

Happy Canada Day...Yah

Go bananas!

wif wuv & woofs,
jacqui-eeeyowsa

(i like those jokes2 & thanks!)